Day Zero

Posted: 06/02/2014 by jpbaggett14 in Uncategorized
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Day Zero

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  1. scushing14 says:
    07/02/2014 at 11:40

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~It’s A Poop Boogie Woogie Woogie~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Everyone poops. We have to poop in order to maintain a healthy excretory system. If you don’t poop, it can be extremely painful.

    But it’s not acceptable to talk about poop because it’s gross. It’s disgusting, smelly and too intimate to discuss. Maybe someone will make a joke about poop in general, but talking about one’s own BM is inappropriate. It’s too much information.

    But there are times when no matter how hygienic and composed you pretend to be, the natural things that your human body is supposed to do, get’s the better of you.
    This is a poop incident.

    A poop incident is when you cannot control your own bowels and you subsequently end up shitting your pants, shitting on the side of the toilet, or shitting on your friend’s couch because you’re so drunk that you think the couch is a toilet.
    A poop incident is when the people around you are aware of what has occurred. Your personal poop is no longer secret.

    Kitty loved to bring guys over to spend the night in her dorm room cuddle. Sometimes it didn’t matter if the guys were drunk or not. She just wanted companionship. But one night she brought over a guy who was so drunk that during the middle of the night he left a little gift for Kitty on her floor.
    Now Kitty wears contacts, so when she awoke to the strange and foul smell, she was a bit disoriented. She rubbed her eyes, got up and shuffled her way over to the window. She opened it hoping to relief the smell from the room. Then she went back to bed. When she woke up again in the morning, the smell was still there. She turned on the lights and looked down at a brown substance caking the floor. There was no mistake what it was. There had been a poop incident.

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